My Rules

To fully enjoy a meeting, you must be freshly showered, well-groomed, smell nice, and have minty-fresh breath. Please be respectful and always be a gentleman. Your kindness, generosity, and chivalry will be appreciated and rewarded.
No gratuities are ever expected, but for if you would like to surprise me with a gift then please feel free to ask or get inspiration from my wish list.
In order to reserve a time in my calendar, you will need to send 5% of the donation electronically to hold the reservation, and this is a non-refundable fee in case you cancel later.
Payment is expected at the beginning of the session. If donating with cash, please leave it on bathroom countertop so I can safely count it and ensure it is genuine. Or, you can just do an electronic payment at the beginning of the session. Please have additional funds in case you would like me to stay longer.